![]() ![]() I guess it's meant to shock, but the film is far too well-made to merely act as an exploitation movie. I can understand her position (ex.: does horrifying things to her body to numb the pains of reality), but I don't understand why the film has to show what she does and what she fantasizes about with such explicit detail. We're given an explanation as to why she is the way she is, and what we find out is gut- punchingly sad - yet it doesn't fit. Wetlands is kinda sorta scatterbrained who knew a movie could transform from a gross-out comedy into a melancholic drama? The best parts of the film, which are (1) the last thirty-minutes and (2) the melancholic drama components, are really, really good finally, the gags end and deal with Helen as a human instead of an icky caricature. But a blossoming romance with a male nurse (Christoph Letkowski) promises better things to come in a world where sexual experimentation is the only source of feeling. To us, the thought is depressing, to say the least. When she finds herself in the hospital for surgery, she cooks up a foolproof plot: as the daughter of divorced parents, she wants nothing more than to get them back together, so why not stage a reconciliation during visiting hours? To Helen, it's ingenious. The film continues in a series of revolting events that seem more NC-17 than cutely edgy, climaxing when Helen accidentally tears her anus (yes, her anus) while hastily shaving. And, as if things couldn't get any more nauseating, she decides to rub herself around the oh, never mind. In the opening alone, a barefoot Helen attends an underground public bathroom so repulsive that it makes a backwoods 7-11 restroom seem pristine. At the center of the filth is Helen Memel (Carla Juri), a sexually rambunctious 18-year-old who spends her free time exploring her body in the most disgusting ways imaginable. But Wetlands can be so appallingly gross that any form of realness seem to be covered in some STDs you caught from a smelly hippie down the street. Part of me wishes it was dirty like a 1960s sex comedy, provocative but not overtly so. It goes through stretches where it's earnest, legitimately touching, but it also has a tendency to turn around the next minute and tell us about another bodily dysfunction that we'd rather not hear about when we're eating. But under Wnendt's authority, it's likable, even if much of it is frustrating. Wetlands dares to call itself a romantic comedy, a coming-of-age story, a family drama, and a gross-out assembly line, and if it were written by someone like Seth Rogen then maybe, just maybe, it would have turned into a sh*t covered disaster. If you have any issues with the content on this website, please leave it and don't visit us anymore.Wetlands is the kind of movie where things like jizz-covered pizzas, anal tearings, vegetable-based masturbation, purposeful vaginal dirtying, and other taboos are thrown into our face and someone, most likely David Wnendt, wants us to accept the graphic vulgarity like we accepted There's Something About Mary or one of those eye-roll inducing Hangover films. We don't have a purpose to harm or humiliate someone. All content which is displayed on this website was created by users and community only for purely learning and entertainment purposes. You must be 18+ years or the legal age in your area to view these pornographic materials. has a zero-tolerance policy against illegal pornography. All original porn stars and faces of celebrities are used in our videos when they were at least 18 years of age or older at the time of depiction. ![]() ![]() Most of them are made using DeepFaceLab (DFL) software which is based on artificial intelligence (AI) and machine learning algorithms. ![]() is an adult entertainment website which contains one of the largest collection of high-quality deepfake porn with celebrities, where original actors' faces are replaced with of: YouTube stars, Twitch streamers, actresses, singers and other types of public persons and celebrities, also known as "deepfakes". ![]()
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